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I used to work at lego-land and this kid asked why we didn't have a school shooting kit. You'd expect me to be taken aback, the people in line behind him were, but I'd heard this question before. I stealthily handed him a piece of paper as I reprimanded him and told him to go back to his parents.

As the kid walked away the line cheered, applauding my bravery, he looked back and gave me a smile, all the while looking at the crumpled piece of paper in his hand. It said that there was a secret blacklisted part of lego land where designers would build whatever they wanted. It said to tell no one. The location written down was the address of where the van that would have said controversial designer lego set would be parked. Just sneak outta the hotel on one of your juul breaks.

I took a bathroom break than and there and texted my contact "9:30, Legalis Lane outside the Marriot and Ramada Inn," the only two hotels available.

Lets just say that a "rich Ukrainian family," who has been "trying for while" now are gonna be receiving the "best news of their life" and they are gonna be buying a shit ton of legos in anticipation.

Can somebody explain why that fucking piece of shit Lego man says "hey" in every single shitty fucking Lego city ad it makes me so fucking angry Jesus fucking Christ one day I'll fucking kill that shitty yellow butt plug looking ass head ass fucking head Lego ass

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY

START THE RESCUE HELICOPTER

BUILD THE HELICOPTER AND OFF TO THE RESCUE

PREPARE THE LIFELINE, LOWER THE STRETCHER AND MAKE THE RESCUE

THE NEW EMERGENCY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

OH CUMMY 😫😣 I WOULD FALL INTO YOUR RIVER ANYTIME 😫😫😣😫😣😍😍😍❤❤❤🍆💦💦

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Ben realized that was only one machine of many, and he would have to think long and hard to recall them all. But first, he had to change his newly sticky briefs.

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A Man Has Fallen Into the River in Lego City is a copypasta taken from a 2009 commercial for the Lego City Rescue Helicopter. The commercial's script became a vehicle for shitposting in early 2020 and followed an existing trend in which scripts for commercials and song lyrics were edited in as dialogues.

Origin

On May 11th, 2009, YouTube channel Transu99 posted the commercial for the Lego City Rescue Helicopter. In the commercial, a Lego person has fallen into a river and needs the rescue helicopter (shown below).


A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the new rescue helicopter! Hey! Build the helicopter and off to the rescue. Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. The new Emergency Collection from Lego City!

In January of 2020, Twitter [7] user @ifollowincels posted a parody of an Anonymous Asexual comic which featured the characters saying the dialogue. The account was suspended, but the video was reposted by @highcipe [8] on January 2nd (shown below).

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The video was reposted to iFunny, [1] Instagram, [2] , Reddit [9] and YouTube. [3] On January 3rd, the post was added to /r/copypasta, [4] gaining over 360 points. Over the following week, the phrase began appearing in various image macros and videos that had no relation to the text. For example, Redditor Joe-lolz posted the text in a comic in /r/okbuddyretard [5] and gained over 5,700 points. User R_E_D_D_I_T posted an example of a political cartoon with the phrase, gaining over 3,800 points. [6]


THE TRUTH: A man has fallen into the river in lego city. Start the new rescue HEY! helicopter! TE SALT CEPLORABLE Tথা PASEU Cartoon Animated cartoon Line

Video examples include a post by AdventureWetpaint which gained over 9,200 views (shown below, left) and Billy Willy Banana Nana Fo Filly that gained over 15,000 views (shown below, right).


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